Author Profile
Bill Maher
1956 • American • Comedian
43
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Showing 43 quotesI don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed.— Bill Maher
If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest.— Bill Maher
This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.— Bill Maher
The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.— Bill Maher
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.— Bill Maher
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.— Bill Maher
Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.— Bill Maher
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.— Bill Maher
I never thought I'd say this: what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.— Bill Maher
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.— Bill Maher
The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.— Bill Maher