Charles M. Schulz

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

No problem is too big to run away from.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.