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Elif Batuman
1977 • American • Author
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Showing 60 quotesThere's a lot to be said for an American-style liberal-arts education, which prevents young people from professionalizing right away.— Elif Batuman
'Constructed Worlds' comes from a novel draft that I wrote in my early twenties and reread/revised only in my late thirties.— Elif Batuman
I enjoy a good meal as much as anyone, but I get so confused by nutritional, budgetary, ecological, ethical, aesthetic, and time-management concerns that I often subsist for weeks on instant oatmeal and multivitamins.— Elif Batuman
Tolstoy didn't know about steampunk or cyborgs, but he did know about the nightmarishness of steam power, unruly machines, and the creepy half-human status of the Russian peasant classes. In 'Anna Karenina,' nineteenth-century life itself is a relentless, relentlessly modern machine, flattening those who oppose it.— Elif Batuman
The Himalayan glaciers, China's trade surplus, Olympic ice hockey - the world is full of pressing subjects that people never consult me about.— Elif Batuman
I grew up thinking that it was immoral to idealize the past because, in the past, there was slavery and no penicillin.— Elif Batuman
Every time a meteor comes close to the earth, we all think about the end of the world - but our internal soundtrack doesn't turn off. We're also thinking about pizza or passing a slow tractor or making a turn, and for a magical instant, our lives seem to be in conversation with the stars.— Elif Batuman
Anyone who has ever tried to plot a detective mystery knows that the hardest thing to come up with is motive.— Elif Batuman
When I was growing up, many of my relatives had never seen a black person before. Today, hundreds, maybe thousands of Africans live in Istanbul's old city alone. It's hard to imagine their lives in their human totality.— Elif Batuman
The first time I held an African drum in my hands was at Koc University in a forest in the northern suburbs of Istanbul.— Elif Batuman
Most Americans have probably heard the song 'Santa Claus Is Coming to Town' about a billion times in the supermarket alone.— Elif Batuman
Listing and counting have a spooky, magical power, and the holiday season is a spooky, magical time.— Elif Batuman
It's possible to watch 'Gone Girl' and feel that you have seen something terribly bleak. But it's also possible to receive it as good news. Any powerful articulation of the need for change is also a testimony to the possibility of change.— Elif Batuman
'Gone Girl' is as much about the near impossibility of being a good husband as it is about the anguish of being a good wife.— Elif Batuman
If, for a moment, it seemed that September 11th could be identified with Iraq, the illusion was short-lived.— Elif Batuman
I have always known my mother as an agnostic, less certain than my father that the universe hadn't been created by some great intelligence. But she would get even more annoyed than my father did when she thought that people were invoking God to do their jobs for them - for example, when she saw a bus with a sticker saying 'Allah Protect Us.'— Elif Batuman
When I read that nobody should ever feel ashamed to be alone or to be in a crowd, I realized that I often felt ashamed of both of those things.— Elif Batuman
For a Nabokov fan, paging through 'Fine Lines,' which includes a critical introduction and several essayistic evaluations of Nabokov's scientific oeuvre, can feel a bit like reading the second half of 'Pale Fire': one is confronted by a content-rich, almost dementedly tangential commentary on an increasingly inscrutable work.— Elif Batuman