1906 – 1998 • American • Comedian
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
