Author Profile
Joe Rogan
1967 • American • Comedian
60
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Collected Meditations
Showing 60 quotesOn my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.— Joe Rogan
So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.— Joe Rogan
Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven.— Joe Rogan
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.— Joe Rogan
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.— Joe Rogan
You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.— Joe Rogan
The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.— Joe Rogan
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.— Joe Rogan
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.— Joe Rogan
Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.— Joe Rogan
My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.— Joe Rogan
I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.— Joe Rogan
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.— Joe Rogan