Joseph L. Mankiewicz

There's nothing as real as money.

All playwrights should be dead for three hundred years.

I've been in on the beginning, the rise, peak, collapse and end of the talking picture.

I'm a schoolteacher. That's even worse than being an intellectual. Schoolteachers are not only comic, they're often cold and hungry in this richest land on earth.

The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't.