Lily Tomlin

You don't really need to get married, but marriage is awfully nice. Everybody I know who got married, they say it really makes a difference. They feel very, very happy about it.

What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.

I mean yes to act out something or take chances in the performance is one thing. But in terms of a camera, whatever's captured is captured so that's a little more daunting.

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.