Michelle Buteau

I am so thankful that I get to work with a platform like Netflix who is so open-minded and has the license to do edgier, brighter, bigger bolder things.

We watch '90-Day Fiance.' It's a great show about the government giving people three months to decide how sad they're going to be.

I'm constantly working on communication with my husband through therapy and patience. But to have a hard conversation with my friend, the confrontation - will we still be friends afterwards? It spins me out just thinking about it.

The Dutch people in general are pretty chill about parenting, as well as - everything. I would be more chill, too, if I had universal health care and the only road rage I experienced was someone ringing their bicycle bell twice.

I knew I wanted to be a mom back when I was still just figuring out word problems in math class. I was an only child, so I wanted to have a crew - people who were related to each other just mixing it up.

If I had stayed in Jersey City or Florida, I would definitely be in an unhappy marriage in an apartment with beige carpet and white lines and big nights out at the Cheesecake Factory, no shade. I'm glad I wanted bigger and better for myself.

I learned that you can be powerful and funny at the same time, and you don't have to be liked. I think that's a big thing sometimes with stand-up, especially if you're the sassy one or the nice one.

My husband and I always tell each other, 'Good morning, I love you,' no matter what happened the night before. Then we all lay in bed and talk about what dreams we've had.