Mike Leach

I feel like a caffeine addict.

You're gaining more than you're losing in a small town.

I'm a big movie guy.

I'm not really good with technology.

I bordered on great in dodge ball.

I've always been insecure about dancing. I was when I was in high school.

My wife is a great dancer. But I don't dance.

All Scandinavians feel a tiny bit self conscious, of which I'm one.

When you have five skill positions, if all five of them are contributing to the offensive effort, then that's balanced.

You get these Satanists types that don't believe in God. OK, so you realize you don't get Satan if you don't get God, right? Or atheists that want to believe in ghosts. Wait, wait, wait. You can't have a two-way go on that. You want to be agnostic, be an atheist, fine. But you don't bring ghosts along with you.

I don't know how good mountain lions do in captivity. I'm curious.

Somebody said that in passing, you know, 'I hate cats.' You know, somebody really hates cats, and I've never figured that one out. And credit to cats - the ability to generate that much animosity, you know.

I figured I'd coach two or three years at the most and go back and be an attorney.

Even in Texas, there's a lot of people who've never been to Lubbock.

I don't think people should be allowed to shoot guns unless they have a license.

You know, buffalo are significantly bigger than elk. I grew up near Yellowstone so I've been near buffalo. Buffalo are huge.

I listen a lot to Howard Stern. Not the show, the interviews. He has a separate podcast of just interviews. They're fantastic.

At an unusually young age, I read 'Instant Replay' by Jerry Kramer, which talked a lot about the Green Bay Packers and Vince Lombardi. From there I was really more a fan of coaches than teams and players.

I suspect Bill Snyder may be a sorcerer... he's one of the coaches that I admire most!

I don't think they necessarily do nearly as much haunting as people think. If you believe in the Bible, pretty much part of the deal that goes with it is ghosts.