1921 – 2004 • American • Comedian
Life is just a bowl of pits.
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
