Shelley Berman

Have a great, great marriage. Have a great time together. You know something? You'll disagree sometimes, and you'll find out how stupid it is, and then you'll be OK. You will.

My whole act is confession.

I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.

The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us.

I am presently in my thirteenth year of teaching a graduate course at the University of Southern California.