Todd Barry

Anyone who bombs is my friend.

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.

I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.

I loved Australia. I was very successful there.

I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written.

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

I will not be misquoted!

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.

People in New York love having roof parties.

You always think you're better than you are in the beginning.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons.

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job.