Author Profile
Todd Barry
1964 • American • Comedian
49
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Showing 49 quotesI did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.— Todd Barry
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.— Todd Barry
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.— Todd Barry
I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.— Todd Barry
I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.— Todd Barry
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.— Todd Barry
I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written.— Todd Barry
I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.— Todd Barry
You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.— Todd Barry