1897 – 1972 • American • Journalist
I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.
The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
She's been on more laps than a napkin.