"Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of p..." — Andy Rooney

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.