“It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.” — Casey Stengel

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.