“I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then …” — Casey Stengel

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.