"You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me." — Chevy Chase

I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing.

I am just happy that I have children. I don't care what they want to do!

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.