“It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.” — Finley Peter Dunne

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.