“Don't jump on a man unless he is down.” — Finley Peter Dunne

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.