1867 – 1936 • American • Journalist
Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
Don't jump on a man unless he is down.
It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.
