“In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a…” — George Ade

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.