1866 – 1944 • American • Playwright
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
