“She was short on intellect, but long on shape.” — George Ade

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.