"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" — Jay Leno

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it.

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.