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"I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a ..." — Joan Rivers

I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods. I think it's the preservatives that keep me going. That, and I eat as much chocolate as I can get my hands on.
Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers Comedian • American
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