"I once gave someone a self-help book for their birthday, called something like 'stop being such a la..." — Lou Sanders

I have a secret I am going to die. It's very sad but I have known about it for a while. You see, I have a condition; it's called ageing.

30 Rock' is superbly funny - it's unashamedly odd, loud and cartoony. There are physical jokes, clever jokes, dumb jokes, character jokes and jokes within jokes. And, if you don't like jokes, there are lots of characters.

Usually, you only know a neighbour due to their proximity rather than their personality. It's 'can you take my parcel' rather than 'I think our souls are the perfect mix for friendship.'

I was once having an argument with this table of people at a Christmas gig in central London and at the end of the show, because this heckler was being such a tool, I tipped him back on his chair and sent him across the floor. I don't think either of us left with our dignity that night.