"I was once having an argument with this table of people at a Christmas gig in central London and at ..." — Lou Sanders

I have a secret I am going to die. It's very sad but I have known about it for a while. You see, I have a condition; it's called ageing.

30 Rock' is superbly funny - it's unashamedly odd, loud and cartoony. There are physical jokes, clever jokes, dumb jokes, character jokes and jokes within jokes. And, if you don't like jokes, there are lots of characters.

Usually, you only know a neighbour due to their proximity rather than their personality. It's 'can you take my parcel' rather than 'I think our souls are the perfect mix for friendship.'

I once gave someone a self-help book for their birthday, called something like 'stop being such a lazy pig.' And you know what, they didn't even thank me!