"30 Rock' is superbly funny - it's unashamedly odd, loud and cartoony. There are physical jokes, clev..." — Lou Sanders

I have a secret I am going to die. It's very sad but I have known about it for a while. You see, I have a condition; it's called ageing.

Usually, you only know a neighbour due to their proximity rather than their personality. It's 'can you take my parcel' rather than 'I think our souls are the perfect mix for friendship.'

I was once having an argument with this table of people at a Christmas gig in central London and at the end of the show, because this heckler was being such a tool, I tipped him back on his chair and sent him across the floor. I don't think either of us left with our dignity that night.

I once gave someone a self-help book for their birthday, called something like 'stop being such a lazy pig.' And you know what, they didn't even thank me!