“I thought I was going to do some cult, cool, late-night interviewing thing on BB…” — Michael McIntyre

I don't just like to use punchlines anymore, especially in arenas. They freak me out. There is nothing worse than 15,000 people waiting for a punchline.

I always used to want everyone to like me, because it used to hurt so much when people made snidey comments or gave me bad reviews, but I've learnt to deal with it.

I get looks like I can't raise my child, but I can.

I just find little things in life funny, it's why I giggle during my shows.