"My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every c..." — Penn Jillette

'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.

Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.

We know what racist people look like. They don't deny it. They just don't!

When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games.