Quote #226,609 “My wife left me when I was 28 in real life.” — Pete Holmes My wife left me when I was 28 in real life. Pete Holmes Comedian • American favorite_border 0 ios_share Share Twitter / X Facebook Copy Link content_copy Copy Quote check_circle Copied to clipboard! More from Pete Holmes View All Good comedy can be liberating, and if I'm doing my job as a comedian, part of the joy for the audience is getting that release. — Pete Holmes favorite_border 0 ios_share Twitter / X Facebook Copy Link If I open a Batman book, and he doesn't look right, I can't do it. It has so much to do with the art. — Pete Holmes favorite_border 0 ios_share Twitter / X Facebook Copy Link Life is temporary. We die one day. Live it up! — Pete Holmes favorite_border 0 ios_share Twitter / X Facebook Copy Link Dorks are not exempt from bad behaviour. — Pete Holmes favorite_border 0 ios_share Twitter / X Facebook Copy Link