“I disagree with the idea that everything happens for a reason.” — Pete Holmes

Good comedy can be liberating, and if I'm doing my job as a comedian, part of the joy for the audience is getting that release.

If I open a Batman book, and he doesn't look right, I can't do it. It has so much to do with the art.

Life is temporary. We die one day. Live it up!

Dorks are not exempt from bad behaviour.