"I like sort of esoteric and weird Twitter jokes. But I actually unfollow people if they make jokes a..." — Timothy Simons

There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. There's very distinct crossover behaviors.

My first job in L.A. was actually playing an employee in a Best Buy commercial, but I played a bad employee at another store. I also worked at a commercial casting company running cameras and session directing.

After school, I was planning to jump from regional theater to regional theater.

I don't have actors in my family, but everyone is pretty artistic.