“To me, a yummy mummy is a mum in her twenties, like Donna Air.” — Trinny Woodall

I know I am not the worst-dressed person.

I went on Accutane, which is very strong. Your sebaceous glands dry up, you can't exercise, and you have very dry lips. But it was a miracle, and it worked.

I felt so unbelievably ugly for years.

I've a big bum and chunky calves. My husband says I've got elephantiasis of the legs.