"My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So ..." — Zsa Zsa Gabor

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

All my life, I have been a positive thinker... I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better. And that out of every event - no matter how tragic - one can always find a way to survive and even, perhaps, to be a little bit happy.