Sports

I think that in any group activity - whether it be business, sports, or family - there has to be leadership or it won't be successful.

I love sports and I love sports movies.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

Every great batter works on the theory that the pitcher is more afraid of him than he is of the pitcher.

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Life is about timing.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.