Wedding

I don't think it's possible to have a wedding without it being stressful!

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.

The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.

I think a lot of people who feel as though they desperately want to be married oftentimes simply desperately want to have a wedding.

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.

It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade.

I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.

I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak.

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.

I see an insidious problem in the marketing of weddings as 'the happiest day of your life.' The pressure that is placed upon this event to be the alpha and omega of your entire existence makes it, I think, into a kind of nuptial New Year's Eve, and we all know how that usually turns out.

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

When I design a wedding dress with a bustle, it has to be one the bride can dance in. I love the idea that something is practical and still looks great.

A wedding is such a girl thing.

I'm getting married because I'm in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You can't live your life doing what other people want you to or you'll be miserable. At some point you just have to be yourself.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife.

Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her.

Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset.