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Dave Portnoy
1977 • American • Celebrity
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Showing 60 quotesI feel like I see more and more Neapolitan style, that I call 'fancy pizza' - that's not my cup of tea; I think it all tastes the same.— Dave Portnoy
The motto is, control our destiny, do new things, where we talk directly with our consumers and aren't dependent on ad revenue.— Dave Portnoy
We have no union at Barstool Sports. Nobody is trying to make a union at Barstool Sports.— Dave Portnoy
Everybody hates Goodell. He unifies all Patriots fans, all New England, everybody hates him equally. He's really a hated guy.— Dave Portnoy
There is always a line that can't be crossed. Anything that is said or written from a place of hate will never be acceptable behavior at Barstool.— Dave Portnoy
We're a comedy site and have made fun of every single race, religion, creed and gender. We've made fun of it equally.— Dave Portnoy
It's strange: There are feminists who like Barstool and then feminists who hate Barstool.— Dave Portnoy
I always wanted to find something that I could wake up and not hate doing. Hating your job was probably my nightmare scenario.— Dave Portnoy
Some girls are just cut out to be housewives, drive SUVs and sing in the shower as opposed to being superstars.— Dave Portnoy