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Jamie Demetriou
1987 • English • Comedian
61
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Showing 61 quotesI could develop a brand called B, for men with big bums - I'd go on 'Dragons' Den' and give them my side profile.— Jamie Demetriou
I'd like to design clothes, even just for myself, because my shape doesn't always lend itself to the things I like.— Jamie Demetriou
When I was starting out I did vox pops for a late-night TV show. I went to interview this guy, and before I'd even said anything he went: 'Poor man's Sacha Baron Cohen.' I immediately broke character.— Jamie Demetriou