Jamie Demetriou

I could develop a brand called B, for men with big bums - I'd go on 'Dragons' Den' and give them my side profile.

I'd like to design clothes, even just for myself, because my shape doesn't always lend itself to the things I like.

When I was starting out I did vox pops for a late-night TV show. I went to interview this guy, and before I'd even said anything he went: 'Poor man's Sacha Baron Cohen.' I immediately broke character.

I think with the best characters, you want to see them go on a journey, Partridge being the best example of that.

You have to focus on doing the best job you can do.

I'm trying to manufacture slapstick in my own flat by leaving things out to trip up over, on the off-chance I can be inspired by that.