Author Profile
Jamie Demetriou
1987 • English • Comedian
61
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Showing 61 quotesI could develop a brand called B, for men with big bums - I'd go on 'Dragons' Den' and give them my side profile.— Jamie Demetriou
I'd like to design clothes, even just for myself, because my shape doesn't always lend itself to the things I like.— Jamie Demetriou
When I was starting out I did vox pops for a late-night TV show. I went to interview this guy, and before I'd even said anything he went: 'Poor man's Sacha Baron Cohen.' I immediately broke character.— Jamie Demetriou
I think with the best characters, you want to see them go on a journey, Partridge being the best example of that.— Jamie Demetriou
I'm trying to manufacture slapstick in my own flat by leaving things out to trip up over, on the off-chance I can be inspired by that.— Jamie Demetriou
It's literally important for a show like 'Stath' to get awards, because it validates a recommission.— Jamie Demetriou
Critique is good as long as you're hearing it from a person who you know you're in sync with.— Jamie Demetriou
I think my parents are both very funny in their own right. Sometimes intentionally, and sometimes not which tends to be the case with most families.— Jamie Demetriou
If you know your character inside out then that's when improv starts to sound good. But improv to me can be as much as throwing a different word into a sentence.— Jamie Demetriou
Stath has wanted to be a dad since he was born, but has never once looked into what fatherhood entails.— Jamie Demetriou
Stath will definitely love his child. But he will also definitely be a horrendous father.— Jamie Demetriou
On my first ever date I went to the Odeon Barnet to go and see 'The Others' with Nicole Kidman.— Jamie Demetriou
I know it's considered smug to even mention that you've left a social media platform.— Jamie Demetriou
Stath' series three was released as a boxset. That's something that I was scared of doing in the past because it felt like it didn't fit the narrative of the TV watching experience I had as a kid.— Jamie Demetriou