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Wanda Sykes
1964 • American • Comedian
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Showing 7 quotesIf I'm talking about something current, a current issue or something political, it's because I was able to read it when I was on the plane getting to the gig... a lot of it happens when I'm on the road because when I'm home, you're just mom, and that's it.— Wanda Sykes
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Mom
There's so many good comedians in D.C. I started hanging out with those guys. Dave Chappelle was there. Actually, Dave was too young to be in the clubs, so when his mom couldn't make it, he would ask me to pretend I was his aunt, so he could do open mike.— Wanda Sykes
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Mom
Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.— Wanda Sykes
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Men
It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.— Wanda Sykes
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Government
People are going to label you anyway, but the one that bugs me the most is when they say, 'One of the funniest female comedians.' There's s no 'funniest male comedians.' You're either a funny comedian, or you're not!— Wanda Sykes
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Funny