“The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arm…” — Casey Stengel

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.