Refinement Series
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Latest AdditionsIt is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.— Konrad Lorenz
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.— Demetri Martin
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.— Anna Held
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.— Fran Lebowitz
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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.— Cleveland Amory
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.— W. L. George
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.— August Strindberg
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.— Robert Benchley
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Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.— Jim Davis
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