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David Letterman
1947 • American • Comedian
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Collected Meditations
Showing 6 quotesDon't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.— David Letterman
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Time
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?— David Letterman
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Thanksgiving
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.— David Letterman
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Intelligence
I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.— David Letterman
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Happiness
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.— David Letterman
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Funny
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.— David Letterman
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Courage